Terms & Conditions

All services provided on this website are classified strictly as interactive performance art, alternative dark folklore exploration, and metaphysical curiosities. Our remote psychotronic broadcasts and radionic tuning services operate entirely within an experimental, historical mental framework. We do not guarantee any physical, supernatural, or material outcomes.

By purchasing a transmission, you affirm that you are at least 18 years of age. Our services are intended for personal entertainment and psychological closure. You agree that these transmissions are never a substitute for professional legal, financial, or medical advice. We reserve the absolute right to refuse or cancel any order that violates local laws or crosses into criminal harassment or extortion.

Due to the decentralized nature of peer-to-peer cryptocurrency networks and the immediate, irreversible allocation of physical machine hardware and operator labor, all transactions are final. No refunds, chargebacks, or cancellations will be issued under any circumstances once a cryptocurrency transfer is initiated.

Customers are required to upload their "witness" photograph via the secure intake link within fourteen (14) days of transaction verification. Failure to provide a valid witness image within this timeframe will result in the forfeiture of the allocated hardware slot without a refund.